Stock image Story Part 1 -Willys Revenge

September 29, 2009 § Leave a comment

I have decided to find random stock images and use them as a basis for a short story.

Part 1. Willy undercover.

It had been a bumpy ride thus far. The heat seeking tracking dolphins on his arrival where only the beginning of willys problems. He now had to find his way on shore to find the “coconut club ” and execute “Steve Decosti” the most ruthless and cunning fish monger the world had ever seen. Willy’s rise to global number one mammal assassin had been hard. After growing up on the mean streets of the pacific he knew how to hold his own. Until one fateful night, after being abducted by a Japanese fishing trawler he found out he had an uncanny ability for killing things. They say that Willy’s killing streak was the real reason they are called killer whales. He managed bite ,slash and maul his way of the boat where he was left to swim alone . Angry disenfranchised and wondering his true purpose in life, He swore on that night that he would do what ever it takes to end fishing once and for all if it was the last thing he did (as well as form friendships with little boys ,lure them into a false sense of security ,then molest them)………

whale_killer copy


Steve Porter must never stop making music!

September 28, 2009 § Leave a comment

Just in case you lot havent checked out the guru that is Steve Porter I thought id share him with every one!


US man accused of slapping crying girl

September 3, 2009 § Leave a comment

Police say a 61-year-old man annoyed with a crying two-year-old girl at a suburban Atlanta Walmart slapped the child several times after warning the toddler’s mother to keep her quiet.

A police report says after the stranger hit the girl at least four times, he said: “See, I told you I would shut her up.”

What has got me thinking is if we, as a nation can do some fund raising to get this guy out to our shores and bitch slap Australias biggest girl ,Rove Mcmanus. It seems a sure fire way to get this bumbling idiot of our Tv screens for good!


Why Slipknot fans are funny!

September 2, 2009 § Leave a comment

They are called Maggots in reference to how worthless humanity has become (deeeeeep), they dress up in face paint and masks and if you are a Slipknot fan that insists on posting videos of your self singing their shitty songs….expect someone to laugh at you. Like me …..Lots


A Yankees fan….figures

A Maggot

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